misterjmasters:

coolkidkarkat:

kerink:

sashaandtheanimes:

kerink:

I TURNED A FCKIG CORNER AT WALMART AN THEN

You’re shopping in WalmartThere’s no one around and your phone is deadOut of the corner of your eye you spot itSuddenly Pasta SaladIt’s near you, about 3 feet away It’s falls off the shelf and breaks into a sprintIt’s gaining on you!Suddenly Pasta SaladYou’re looking for your cartBut you’re all turned aroundIt’s almost upon you nowAnd you can see there’s blood on the boxMY GOD THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERERunning for your lifeFrom Suddenly Pasta SaladIt’s brandishing a knifeIt’s Suddenly Pasta SaladLurking in the clearance aisleWalmart SuperstarSuddenly Pasta SaladLiving in the storeSuddenly Pasta SaladKilling for sportSuddenly Pasta SaladEating all the bodiesActual cannibal Suddenly Pasta SaladThe store is closingAnd you seem to have lost itBut you’re hopelessly lost yourselfStranded, with a murdererYou creep silently through the freezer sectionAh-ha!In the distanceA check out counter with a light onHOPEYou move stealthily toward itBUT YOUR LEGAHH!IT’S CAUGHT IN A STROLLER!Gnawing of your legQuiet, quietLimping to the counterQuiet, quietNow you’re at the counterSitting on the beltSuddenly Pasta SaladSharpening an axeSuddenly Pasta SaladBut it doesn’t hear you behind itSuddenly Pasta SaladYou’re sneaking up behind itTearing open food itemSuddenly Pasta SaladFighting for your life withSuddenly Pasta SaladWrestling a knifeFrom Suddenly Pasta SaladStab it in it’s bar codeSafe at last fromSuddenly Pasta SaladYou limp into the parking lotBlood oozing from your stump legBut you’ve wonYou have beatenSuddenly Pasta Salad

you win

HOW DOES THIS HAVE THIS MANY NOTES IM DYING))

I buy this shit religiously.

misterjmasters:

coolkidkarkat:

kerink:

sashaandtheanimes:

kerink:

I TURNED A FCKIG CORNER AT WALMART AN THEN

You’re shopping in Walmart
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot it
Suddenly Pasta Salad
It’s near you, about 3 feet away
It’s falls off the shelf and breaks into a sprint
It’s gaining on you!
Suddenly Pasta Salad
You’re looking for your cart
But you’re all turned around
It’s almost upon you now
And you can see there’s blood on the box
MY GOD THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
Running for your life
From Suddenly Pasta Salad
It’s brandishing a knife
It’s Suddenly Pasta Salad
Lurking in the clearance aisle
Walmart Superstar
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Living in the store
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Killing for sport
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Suddenly Pasta Salad
The store is closing
And you seem to have lost it
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded, with a murderer
You creep silently through the freezer section
Ah-ha!
In the distance
A check out counter with a light on
HOPE
You move stealthily toward it
BUT YOUR LEG
AHH!
IT’S CAUGHT IN A STROLLER!
Gnawing of your leg
Quiet, quiet
Limping to the counter
Quiet, quiet
Now you’re at the counter
Sitting on the belt
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Sharpening an axe
Suddenly Pasta Salad
But it doesn’t hear you behind it
Suddenly Pasta Salad
You’re sneaking up behind it
Tearing open food item
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Fighting for your life with
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Wrestling a knife
From Suddenly Pasta Salad
Stab it in it’s bar code
Safe at last from
Suddenly Pasta Salad
You limp into the parking lot
Blood oozing from your stump leg
But you’ve won
You have beaten
Suddenly Pasta Salad





you win

HOW DOES THIS HAVE THIS MANY NOTES IM DYING))

I buy this shit religiously.


“Blarghargharharghar”

sunniedoesstuff:

I WANA BE THE VERY BERST

LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS

TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL TERST

2 TRERN DEM IS MY CEWRSE

I WILL TEREVL ACROSS DA LERND SERCHING FER EN WERD

EACH POGEMUN TO ERNDERSTERND DA POWR DATS INSEID

PERKEMERN TIS U N ME

I KNO IS MY DESTERNEY

PUHGAYMAN OH UR MAI BERST FRERND

IN A WURLD WE MUS DEFERND

POHKUMOON A HERT SEW TREWR

AWR COURERGE WIL PULL US THREWR

U TECH ME AND AIL TERCH YER, POOOKEYYYYMEERRNNN


GOTA CATCH ERM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ERL…

!!!

/dying

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dakt37:

did-you-kno:

Source 1,2

sounds like the advanced turducken recipe geekcaver and i came up with a few years ago. it started with a chicken nugget and ended with a buffalo. we called it The Martha Stewart Clusterfuck.
ah, but we alienated so many people at the dinner table that night. good times.

hahaha, that was freaking beautiful. Ah well, if they can’t deal with how strange we are, then we shouldn’t be hanging out with them for extended periods of time… for the safety and sanity of everyone involved. 
And now YOU can make your VERY OWN “Martha Stewart Clusterfuck” at home! Great for large family gathering or raucous keggers! It’s easy! It’s an egg in a chicken nugget inside a fish inside a cornish hen inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a pig in a deer in a cow in a moose inside a bison. Get creative! 

 

dakt37:

did-you-kno:

Source 1,2


sounds like the advanced turducken recipe geekcaver and i came up with a few years ago. it started with a chicken nugget and ended with a buffalo. we called it The Martha Stewart Clusterfuck.

ah, but we alienated so many people at the dinner table that night. good times.

hahaha, that was freaking beautiful. Ah well, if they can’t deal with how strange we are, then we shouldn’t be hanging out with them for extended periods of time… for the safety and sanity of everyone involved. 

And now YOU can make your VERY OWN “Martha Stewart Clusterfuck” at home! Great for large family gathering or raucous keggers! It’s easy! It’s an egg in a chicken nugget inside a fish inside a cornish hen inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a pig in a deer in a cow in a moose inside a bison. Get creative! 

 

My Life. 

The most memorable for me was the time I worked 14:00-23:00 and then had to be back for the 05:00-14:00 stock shift. It was hell, but it was money XD

My Life. 

The most memorable for me was the time I worked 14:00-23:00 and then had to be back for the 05:00-14:00 stock shift. It was hell, but it was money XD

sexlock:

“I’m back.”

sexlock:

“I’m back.”

are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
Anonymous

Probably

Coincidentally, my watch is constantly stuck on this time! 

Coincidentally, my watch is constantly stuck on this time!