I WANA BE THE VERY BERST
LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS
TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL TERST
2 TRERN DEM IS MY CEWRSE
I WILL TEREVL ACROSS DA LERND SERCHING FER EN WERD
EACH POGEMUN TO ERNDERSTERND DA POWR DATS INSEID
PERKEMERN TIS U N ME
I KNO IS MY DESTERNEY
PUHGAYMAN OH UR MAI BERST FRERND
IN A WURLD WE MUS DEFERND
POHKUMOON A HERT SEW TREWR
AWR COURERGE WIL PULL US THREWR
U TECH ME AND AIL TERCH YER, POOOKEYYYYMEERRNNN
GOTA CATCH ERM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ERL…
sounds like the advanced turducken recipe geekcaver and i came up with a few years ago. it started with a chicken nugget and ended with a buffalo. we called it The Martha Stewart Clusterfuck.
ah, but we alienated so many people at the dinner table that night. good times.
hahaha, that was freaking beautiful. Ah well, if they can’t deal with how strange we are, then we shouldn’t be hanging out with them for extended periods of time… for the safety and sanity of everyone involved.
And now YOU can make your VERY OWN “Martha Stewart Clusterfuck” at home! Great for large family gathering or raucous keggers! It’s easy! It’s an egg in a chicken nugget inside a fish inside a cornish hen inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a pig in a deer in a cow in a moose inside a bison. Get creative!
The most memorable for me was the time I worked 14:00-23:00 and then had to be back for the 05:00-14:00 stock shift. It was hell, but it was money XD
Originally found the picture on Reddit… and then I found this .gif and I felt the two needed to be posted together somewhere.