The Geek Caver

psst that GIF wasn't mine, it was from the person i reblogged that from XD

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 05:02:28 -0500

……Fuq.

sammywinchestersbutt: In my vast GIF folder, I do not have...

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 04:50:00 -0500

sammywinchestersbutt:

In my vast GIF folder, I do not have a more fitting response than the above.

I’ve said this three times this week to various people,...

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 19:19:16 -0400

I’ve said this three times this week to various people, and I’ll say it again.

He. is. so. damn. pretty.

ireallyshouldbedrawing: A certain fucking deadman just opened...

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 00:41:44 -0400

ireallyshouldbedrawing:

A certain fucking deadman just opened the bloody Olympics.

What Makes You Beautiful Afro Circus

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 02:13:24 -0400

What Makes You Beautiful Afro Circus

misterjmasters: coolkidkarkat: kerink: sashaandtheanimes: ker...

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 01:54:31 -0400

misterjmasters:

coolkidkarkat:

kerink:

sashaandtheanimes:

kerink:

I TURNED A FCKIG CORNER AT WALMART AN THEN

You’re shopping in Walmart
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot it
Suddenly Pasta Salad
It’s near you, about 3 feet away
It’s falls off the shelf and breaks into a sprint
It’s gaining on you!
Suddenly Pasta Salad
You’re looking for your cart
But you’re all turned around
It’s almost upon you now
And you can see there’s blood on the box
MY GOD THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
Running for your life
From Suddenly Pasta Salad
It’s brandishing a knife
It’s Suddenly Pasta Salad
Lurking in the clearance aisle
Walmart Superstar
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Living in the store
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Killing for sport
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Suddenly Pasta Salad
The store is closing
And you seem to have lost it
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded, with a murderer
You creep silently through the freezer section
Ah-ha!
In the distance
A check out counter with a light on
HOPE
You move stealthily toward it
BUT YOUR LEG
AHH!
IT’S CAUGHT IN A STROLLER!
Gnawing of your leg
Quiet, quiet
Limping to the counter
Quiet, quiet
Now you’re at the counter
Sitting on the belt
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Sharpening an axe
Suddenly Pasta Salad
But it doesn’t hear you behind it
Suddenly Pasta Salad
You’re sneaking up behind it
Tearing open food item
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Fighting for your life with
Suddenly Pasta Salad
Wrestling a knife
From Suddenly Pasta Salad
Stab it in it’s bar code
Safe at last from
Suddenly Pasta Salad
You limp into the parking lot
Blood oozing from your stump leg
But you’ve won
You have beaten
Suddenly Pasta Salad

you win

HOW DOES THIS HAVE THIS MANY NOTES IM DYING))

I buy this shit religiously.

“Blarghargharharghar”

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 01:49:45 -0400

“Blarghargharharghar”

sunniedoesstuff: I WANA BE THE VERY BERST LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 01:27:36 -0400

sunniedoesstuff:

I WANA BE THE VERY BERST

LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS

TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL TERST

2 TRERN DEM IS MY CEWRSE

I WILL TEREVL ACROSS DA LERND SERCHING FER EN WERD

EACH POGEMUN TO ERNDERSTERND DA POWR DATS INSEID

PERKEMERN TIS U N ME

I KNO IS MY DESTERNEY

PUHGAYMAN OH UR MAI BERST FRERND

IN A WURLD WE MUS DEFERND

POHKUMOON A HERT SEW TREWR

AWR COURERGE WIL PULL US THREWR

U TECH ME AND AIL TERCH YER, POOOKEYYYYMEERRNNN

GOTA CATCH ERM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ERL…

!!!

/dying

heyfunniest: THIS BLOG. THIS!

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 17:16:18 -0400

heyfunniest:

THIS BLOG. THIS!

dakt37: did-you-kno: Source 1,2 sounds like the advanced...

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 03:41:53 -0400

dakt37:

did-you-kno:

Source 1,2

sounds like the advanced turducken recipe geekcaver and i came up with a few years ago. it started with a chicken nugget and ended with a buffalo. we called it The Martha Stewart Clusterfuck.

ah, but we alienated so many people at the dinner table that night. good times.

hahaha, that was freaking beautiful. Ah well, if they can’t deal with how strange we are, then we shouldn’t be hanging out with them for extended periods of time… for the safety and sanity of everyone involved.

And now YOU can make your VERY OWN “Martha Stewart Clusterfuck” at home! Great for large family gathering or raucous keggers! It’s easy! It’s an egg in a chicken nugget inside a fish inside a cornish hen inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a pig in a deer in a cow in a moose inside a bison. Get creative!

My Life. The most memorable for me was the time I worked...

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 13:02:06 -0400

My Life.

The most memorable for me was the time I worked 14:00-23:00 and then had to be back for the 05:00-14:00 stock shift. It was hell, but it was money XD

sexlock: “I’m back.”

Thu, 24 May 2012 18:47:17 -0400

sexlock:

“I’m back.”

Photo

Thu, 10 May 2012 12:10:07 -0400

are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?

Sun, 06 May 2012 00:33:21 -0400

Probably

Coincidentally, my watch is constantly stuck on this time!

Sun, 06 May 2012 00:33:00 -0400

Coincidentally, my watch is constantly stuck on this time!

Meanwhile, In Australia....

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:48:00 -0400

Originally found the picture on Reddit… and then I found this .gif and I felt the two needed to be posted together somewhere.

This happens ALL THE TIME in my apartment… I don’t...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:23:21 -0400

This happens ALL THE TIME in my apartment…

I don’t know if we’re necessarily aware that it’s from Ellen.

Well, 3/4 or us. The other one lives on tumblr and loves Ellen (and I mean that in the best way. She’s one of my very best friends :P )

Photo

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:09:36 -0400

1) open google 2) search your first name, only your first name 3) take the first picture that comes up 4) upload it to tumblr 5) this is you in 10 years

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:01:32 -0400

dakt37:

captainbowties:

slashyking:

sellswordking:

veelafreckles:

suddenlywhaledicks:

ikethedyke:

wow please

wow great

Suck on that BITCHES

me gusta

INCONCEIVABLE!

Shelby. I think I win.

….i am strangely okay with this

heyfunniest: Life sometimes sucks, You need a break, Click...

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 09:56:00 -0400

heyfunniest:

Life sometimes sucks, You need a break, Click here & Laugh!